Columns

From the New York Times, Time magazine, and the complete Chicago Tribune syndicated columns

Answering the Call of the Chattering Classes

Don’t ask me why, I bought a deluxe cell phone that can send text messages and take photographs and video. It also may be used to dial phone numbers and talk to people. It does everything except trim your ear hair and maybe it can do that and I just haven’t figured out how. It […]

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The Inexorable Ascent of A Harvard Man

Had the president nominated a bullet-headed troglodyte for the Supreme Court, Democrats were prepared to take to the phones, fire up the Web sites, and sic the dogs of direct mail on him, but when he brought forth a summa cum laude Harvard man, the crowd quieted down and the dogs crawled back under the […]

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A Layman’s Guide to the Valerie Plame Affair

I feel it’s time for me to step forward and tell what I know about Karl Rove’s conversation with columnist Robert Novak in which Mr. Novak reportedly told Mr. Rove that CIA operative Valerie Plame had been responsible for her husband Joseph Wilson going to Niger to debunk the White House’s claim that Saddam Hussein […]

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Reining in the Dog Days of Summer

When it comes to the summer doldrums, a person’s brain shrinks to pea-size and one forgets about lofty moral values and takes the short view, and so I turn on the air conditioning and burn up precious non-renewable resources for my own comfort and pleasure even if it does mean that glaciers shrink and the […]

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Discordant Notes Among the Supremes

Justice Sandra Day O’Connor must enjoy her job a lot to have stayed on until she is 75. And Justices Stevens (85) and Rehnquist (80) must be fond of theirs, too. The rest of us who do not dwell in marble halls or enjoy supremacy of any kind tend to consider retirement around the age […]

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The Land of the Free and the Home of the Berries

These summer days when strawberries are in their prime seem to bring out the kindness in people. You bring home a little carton of hand-selected berries and wash the best one and pop it in your wife’s mouth and this is a statement of tenderness. Tenderness and stubbornness make for a good marriage and marriage […]

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Q & A with Garrison Keillor

TMS: Why are you writing a newspaper column? GK: I am writing the column because I am a newspaper reader, and I have been ever since I was a child. I am a daily newspaper reader. I love newspapers. I love them in the face of the Internet, which I also am fond of. I […]

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