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The News from Lake Wobegon

The latest news and views from the little town where “all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average”

The News from Lake Wobegon for March 25, 2017

“Had some nice days here this last week. It wasn’t too terribly cold. The sun was shining.” Lyle teaches high school students about the vernal equinox, the town’s old men discuss modern cars, and the last of the rhubarb gets made into pies at the Chatterbox Cafe, in a monologue from March 1997.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for March 18, 2017

“It’s been beautiful this last week. The sun was shining. It’s been a gorgeous, gorgeous winter. We got a little snow on Monday, Thursday, just a decorator snow.” Mr. Berge tells a few jokes to ducks out on the lake, the Men’s Prayer Group gathers at Bunsen Motors, and the Lutheran Church holds its Lenten soup suppers, in a March 2014 monologue.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for March 11, 2017

“It was the most beautiful snowfall in yesterday morning in Lake Wobegon. It was just gorgeous, it was like something out of a children’s book.” The town pledges for the annual “Big Plunge” fundraising event, Lake Wobegon High School students learn about owls, and a local English teacher makes an enriching discovery while walking in the woods, in a monologue from March 2013.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for March 4, 2017

“It’s been warm there. It’s been up in the thirties so the snow’s been melting and dripping off the icicles, and the sidewalks are clear.” Animals venture into the town’s yards to look for food, and Alan Jansky returns for a visit after living in Santa Barbara for years, a monologue from March 2008.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for February 25, 2017

“It’s been warm there. It’s been up in the 20s and so we don’t know when the other shoe is going to drop but we are sure that it will eventually, sooner rather than later.” Myrtle Krebsbach hosts the Valentine’s Day supper and dance, rumors swirl after Pastor Inqvist spends a few days in Nashville, and thoughts on the temptation of putting your tongue on a pump handle in the winter, a monologue originally from February 2003.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for February 18, 2017

“It’s been cold here, got down to 30-below wind chill here earlier in the week, starting to warm up a little bit now. They are forecasting more snow for Monday, Tuesday night.” Corrine Tollerud returns from St. Olaf College for a weekend, the Hansens attempt to prevent their dog from being hit by cars, Lake Wobegon Lutheran Church holds its Lenten services, and Cindy Hedlund meets someone online after just a few months as a widow, in a monologue from February 2015.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for February 11, 2017

“It’s been cold there. The furnaces are starting to make strange noises and enormous icicles the size of Minuteman missiles hang from the eves down there.” A few stories about the host’s distinguished East Coast ancestors, the Valentine’s Day Robbery on the Great Northern Railroad, and a childhood Valentine’s Day experience, in a monologue from February 2004.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for February 4, 2017

“It’s been not quite so cold this last week…” Carl Krebsbach gets into a car accident, conversation at the Sidetrack Tap turns even dumber than usual, and Leland buys the Everett house using money he’s made running insurance scams, in a monologue from February 1997.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for January 28, 2017

“It has been unnaturally warm out there and that has gotten the raccoons thinking that this is the breeding season.” A mysterious figure skater out on the lake draws a crowd, Senator K. Thorvaldson finally heads south for the winter, and Donald Thorvaldson catches up with a few classmates, in a monologue from January 2015.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for January 21, 2017

“It got ferociously cold here on Thursday–Wednesday and Thursday–so school was canceled on Thursday. They heard about it Thursday morning on the rise-and-shine show Ole and Toivu.” Senator K. Thorvaldson prepares for a trip to Arizona, Carl Krebsbach considers giving up the carpentry business, and Pastor Liz’s boyfriend Cliff attends another service at the Lutheran Church, in a monologue from January 2014.

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