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The News from Lake Wobegon

The latest news and views from the little town where “all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average”

The News from Lake Wobegon for January 14, 2017

“We got a little snow — a little snow Monday night. What a beautiful snowfall it was, and not all that cold out.” The recent warm weather puts those who suffer from “Pump Handle Phobia” at ease. Plus, Mr. Hansen lends a hand around the neighborhood while his wife visits her sister in Florida, and reveals an unusual secret, a monologue from January 2012.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for January 7, 2017

“Our beautiful fall has come to an end. We got a frost here on Monday night. People were talking about it down at the Chatterbox Cafe.” Eloise Krebsbach runs for mayor, the Lutheran Church updates its directory, Carl Krebsbach does a few odd jobs around town, and the Hedlunds dig up a Lake Wobegon ghost story, a monologue from October 2013.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for December 31, 2016

“The gospel message this morning at the Lake Wobegon Lutheran Church, in case you missed the service, actually the epistle, was the verse from the Colossians in which it says to put on the clothes of compassion and kindness and to forgive each other as God has forgiven us.” A few thoughts on making the transition to a new year, in a brief monologue from December 2006.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for December 24, 2016

“It’s been much too warm out there. It’s been raining. It looks dreary — it doesn’t look like the festival of lights whatsoever.” A series of misunderstandings draws a crowd to Our Lady of Perpetual Responsibility, the Tolleruds reluctantly accept a gift from a NYC relative, Lake Wobegon Lutheran Church celebrates St. Lucia Day, and the high school choir goes caroling, in a monologue from December 2011.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for December 17, 2016

“It’s been warm. It’s been in the 40s now, so we’re having to face up to the prospect of a brown Christmas but we just have to deal with it, that’s all.” The Tolleruds retrieve and care for their escaped bull, Pastor Liz attempts to increase membership in the men’s and women’s bible study groups, and Darlene flirts with Nelson Tollefson, a monologue from December 2015.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for December 10, 2016

“You’ve come to that long, cold, dark time of the year. Not much can be said about that, except that if you have not spent December in the north of Norway, then you don’t know what ‘cold and dark’ is.” Pastor Inqvist considers writing a book about Lake Wobegon, Dorothy second-guesses a sentence in her Christmas letter, and Betty Ingebretsen accompanies the 4th and 5th grade carolers at the Good Shepherd Home, in a monologue from December 2014.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for December 3, 2016

“We finally got our decent snowfall here on Wednesday night and now Minnesota can look Buffalo and the Yukon in the eye. We need not be ashamed any longer.” Mr. Berge enlists shoveling help after the season’s first big snowfall, Corrine Tollerud breaks up with her boyfriend, thoughts on modern child rearing, and memories of harrowing school bus rides, in a December 2013 monologue.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for November 26, 2016

“It’s been chilly, but then we expected it would be. It’s been clear sunny days, cold, clear nights. You can look up and see the stars up there.” Lake Wobegon celebrates Thanksgiving by sharing a few stories from years past, the Tollefsons prepare a turkey using their grandmother’s recipe, and Pastor Liz’s boyfriend attends a service at the Lutheran Church, in a monologue from November 2013.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for November 19, 2016

“We got some more snow here this last week and it’s been a little bit cold–no big deal. People are cheerful out there. Furnaces are on now.” The town prepares for ice fishing season, Solveig returns from California to make lutefisk, and the exiles begin to trickle back home for Thanksgiving, in a monologue from November 2014.

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The News from Lake Wobegon for November 12, 2016

“It’s gotten cold up there, just genuinely cold, and we can tell it’s cold because the teenagers are now putting on jackets and scarves and mittens and hats and so forth.” Fred contemplates giving up furnace repair and moving to Texas, Lake Wobegon Lutheran Church prepares for its lutefisk dinner, Myron has knee replacement surgery, and Pastor Liz receives a strange call for help in the middle of the night, a monologue from November 2013.

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