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Tunafish and Noodles

Grasshopper sitting on a railroad track
Sing Tunafish and Noodles all the day
Going to Moline to find a cash machine
Singing Tunafish and noodles all the day.

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The Plumber is the Man

When the ice comes and the snow and it’s twenty-eight below
And then the temperature begins to fall
And they hear the moan and whine of that frozen water line
Then the plumber is the man who saves them all.

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New York Love

Everywhere I go in the city of New York
I think of you
Every Broadway show, the rink in Central Park,
Fifth Avenue

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New Year’s Song

I stood around on New Year’s Eve
And drank a Chardonnay
And wished that I were somewhere
Long ago and far away.

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Dear Naked Ladies

Dear naked ladies
Up in the air
Beautiful naked gurals
Joining to make the murals
I love your hair

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Methodist Blues — 2010

I go to church every Sunday morn
I’ve been going since I was born
Starting to think there’s something I missed
By being a Methodist.
I got the Methodist blues.

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Methodist Blues — 2012

Been going to church since I was a boy
Now I’m old and I’m low on joy
I feel tired, is there something I missed?
Or is it just that I’m Methodist?
I got the Methodist blues.

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Meiko Tribute

She was very old, our old dame,
Our cat, 17, Meiko was her name.
On Friday she was not herself at all.

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Love in Cincinnati

Saturday night in Cincinnati
Cindy and I went downtown
Left the kids with her mom and daddy
Looking for a little time alone.

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Living in the Bay

Oh where shall we live IF we move to the Bay
A little ranch house in San Jose?
My old hippie cousin Kathleen says
There’s only one place, and that’s Point Reyes.

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