Keillor & Company with Prudence Johnson and Dan Chouinard. A performance of classic love songs, poetry, The News from Lake Wobegon, and a conversation about Why You Should Go On Getting Older
March 4 in Kent, OH Keillor & Company with Prudence Johnson and Dan Chouinard. A performance of classic love songs, poetry, The News from Lake Wobegon, and a conversation about Why You Should Go On Getting Older
Garrison Keillor and the Hopeful Gospel Quartet come to The Wayne Theatre for an Evening of poetry, gospel, sing-alongs and the News from Lake Wobegon. 7:00PM
High Point, NC
Garrison Keillor and the Hopeful Gospel Quartet come to the High Point Theatre for an Evening of poetry, gospel, sing-alongs and the News from Lake Wobegon. 7:30 PM
Garrison Keillor and the Hopefuls (Robin and Linda Williams) comes to the Carrollton Cultural Arts Center for an Evening of poetry, gospel, sing-alongs and the News from Lake Wobegon. 7:30 PM
A Podiatry Fairytale
by Adam Possner
This little piggy
went to market, this
little piggy stayed
home, and this little
piggy, well, he’s sick,
poor guy, got a case
of the fungus-Big
blew hyphae under
his nail, turned it to
porridge, ragged like
a witch’s tooth or
hunchbacked troll, horrid
as an unkissed toad.
Probably caught it
from someone’s slipper.
The crystal ball of
shows half of such nails
will magically change
from ugly duckling
to sleeping beauty
by the stroke of twelve
weeks of Lamisil
It’s no genie in
a bottle, no knight
in shining armor,
just your best chance for
a happy ending.
“A Podiatry Fairytale” by Adam Possner MD. © Adam Possner. Reprinted by permission of the author.
Today is the Feast Day of St. Francis of Assisi. He was born in Assisi, in central Italy, in 1182. He started out as a wealthy man-about-town until he fell into a serious illness in his 19th year. He was praying in the dilapidated Church of St. Damiano one day in 1206 and he heard the voice of Christ saying, “Go, Francis, and repair my house which, as you see, is well-nigh in ruins.” He went and took some of his father’s money for the project. He went on to found the Franciscan Order, which was dedicated to poverty, penance, and the relief of the sick.
In 1582 Pope Gregory XIII declared that the day following October 4, 1582, would be Friday, October 15, 1582. By leaping over 10 days the pope corrected the Julian calendar which was 10 days out of sync with the seasons. The new calendar became known as the Gregorian calendar.
It’s the birthday of the Western artist Frederic Remington, born in Canton, New York (1861). He studied art at Yale, and in 1881 he made his first trip out West. His first commercial publication was of a Wyoming cowboy, in the February 1882 Harper’s Weekly. Later in his career, he began to work in bronze, and produced the famous sculptures The Bronco Buster and Coming Through the Rye.
It’s the birthday of one of the most popular novelists of all time, Jackie Collins (books by this author), born in London (1937). Her first major American best-seller was Hollywood Wives (1983) which remained on the New York Times best-seller list for 28 weeks and ultimately sold 15 million copies. Known as the “Queen of Steam,” Jackie Collins went on to average about a novel a year over two decades before her death of breast cancer in 2015.
Collins said, “My philosophy for women is this: if you’re going to get married and have a fabulous marriage … then you’re going to have to do everything you’ve ever wanted to do before you get married,” and she said, “My biggest critics are the people who’ve never read me. It doesn’t bother me at all.”
It’s the birthday of American horror novelist Anne Rice (books by this author), born in New Orleans (1941) and best known for creating the novel Interview with the Vampire (1976) in which a young man interviews a 200-year-old vampire named Louis about his life. The book introduces the character of Lestat the Vampire and was later made into a film. There are 14 books in the Vampire Chronicles saga, most of which have been international best-sellers.
(nb…. Different sources say there are more or less than 14 books in the saga… we may get some pushback on this)
Rice was inspired to write Interview with the Vampire after the death of her six-year old daughter from leukemia. She said:
“I was a sad, broken atheist. I pitched myself into writing and made up a story about vampires. I didn’t know it at the time but it was all about my daughter, the loss of her and the need to go on living when faith is shattered. But the lights do come back on, no matter how dark it seems, and I’m sensitive now, more than ever, to the beauty of the world — and more resigned to living with cosmic uncertainty.”
Rice based the character of the girl vampire, Claudia, on her daughter.
It took Rice five weeks to write 358 pages about the relationship between two vampires for Interview with a Vampire. She researched vampires during the day and wrote at night, once even attending a concert by the heavy metal band Iron Maiden for inspiration.
When asked why she chose to write about vampires, Rice answered:
“Vampires are the best metaphor for the human condition. Here you have a monster with a soul that’s immortal, yet in a biological body. It’s a metaphor for us, as it’s very difficult to realize that we are going to die, and day to day we have to think and move as though we are immortal. A vampire like Lestat in Interview … is perfect for that because he transcends time — yet he can be destroyed, go mad and suffer; it’s intensely about the human dilemma.”
Rice grew up in New Orleans whose lush history she’s used as a setting for many of her novels. Her early life was hard, with alcoholic parents, and she lived in the rented home of her maternal grandmother. At 12 years old Rice was confirmed in the Catholic Church and took the full name of Howard Allen Frances Alphonsus Liguori O’Brien, adding the names of a saint and of an aunt who was a nun. “I was honored to have my aunt’s name, but it was my burden and joy as a child to have strange names.” Later, a nun called her “Anne” and that’s the name she used for the rest of her life.
Rice’s readings and public events have become popular spectacles. When she moved back to New Orleans as an adult she owned a coffin in which she was carried to her book signings. She’d pop out of it when she got to the reading venue. Once she even arrived at a book signing in a glass hearse attended by several French Quarter musicians.
When asked who makes a better literary subject, vampires or zombies, Rice answered:
“The vampire is an articulate character in our literature. In the last 30 years or so, the vampire has been an articulate, charming, beguiling complex person so he’s miles away from a zombie. The vampire is the poet and the writer of the monster world. The zombies are the exact opposite. They’re not sexy, they don’t listen to good music and they don’t wear good clothes.”
On writing, Anne Rice once said, “There are no rules. It’s amazing how willing people are to tell you that you aren’t a real writer unless you conform to their clichés and their rules. My advice? Reject rules and critics out of hand. Define yourself. Do it your way. Make yourself the writer of your dreams.”
Anne Rice’s books include The Vampire Lestat (1985), The Wolves of Midwinter (2013), Prince Lestat (2014), and her latest, Blood Communion ( 2018).
It’s the birthday of Edward L. Stratemeyer (books by this author), born in Elizabeth, New Jersey (1862), who created the Hardy Boys, the Bobbsey Twins, the Rover Boys, and Nancy Drew. After writing about 150 books of his own he created a company called the Stratemeyer Syndicate with a team of ghostwriters to write books based on his outlines. He swore everyone to secrecy and even invented fictional biographies for the imaginary authors. The Stratemeyer Syndicate went on to publish about 700 titles under more than 65 pseudonyms. It still sells about 6 million books each year.
Today is the birthday of comedian Buster Keaton, born Joseph Frank Keaton in Piqua, Kansas (1895). His parents were vaudevillians and, according to Keaton, he earned his nickname as a toddler when he fell down a staircase. Harry Houdini picked up the child, dusted him off, and said, “That was a real buster your kid took!”
His parents added him to the act when he was three years old and he quickly learned that the more serious he looked, the harder the audience laughed. He had a natural ability to take a fall without being injured and his parents threw him around the stage like a dummy. They were often hauled in on child abuse charges but Buster would remove his clothes to show no broken bones or bruises and the charges were dropped. “The funny thing about our act,” he told The Detroit News in 1914, “is that dad gets the worst of it, although I’m the one who apparently receives the bruises […] the secret is in landing limp and breaking the fall with a foot or a hand. It’s a knack.”
He met film comedian Roscoe “Fatty” Arbuckle in New York in 1917 and Arbuckle took him under his wing, recognizing that the slight, acrobatic Keaton was the perfect complement to the large, bumbling Arbuckle. Keaton successfully made the transition to a solo act in the 1920s, but his deadpan style wasn’t as popular as Chaplin’s sentimental Little Tramp character, or Harold Lloyd’s plucky, optimistic on-screen persona. It was more than 20 years before his feature films — like The Navigator (1924), The General (1926), and The Cameraman (1928) — were recognized as silent comedy classics.
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